My teeth hurt. I think that this is the only major change.

Oh wait, I also can’t eat.

I’m craving something chewy/hard in my mouth.

Actually, I’m craving steak right now, but it would be difficult to eat and clean out of my braces. My left cheek continues to get caught and I can’t help but feel the urge to tear these things off—they feel so god damn foreign and annoying inside of my mouth. I’ve eaten nothing but soft foods, and on campus, there ain’t much. 

My diet for the past two days consisted of:

• 1 Wendy’s frosty
• 2 Wendy’s baked potatoes
• 2 smoothies from Yogen Fruz
• 2 servings of Tofu from Pagoda
• 1 serving of rice noodles
• water
• coffee
• a pear
• yogurt

At this rate, I think I’m going to drop a few pounds by the end of the week… and hopefully a few more. The only trouble will be getting enough natural protein once I start going back to the gym. I’ll be able to eat more, but I’m considering going vegetarian (with the exception of seafood, and there’s a name for this but I’m far too lazy to google) and that will be difficult to do if I want to pack on muscle weight.

In other news, I’ve had fairly nice complements from friends. They have all been very supportive (Robby rocks. Follow him @ constructionpaper). I also have a crush on two guys, which is providing me with plenty of frustration to mull over. Both have called me cute on several accounts (is 2 “several”?). 

Oh, the life of Ugly Kaila. 

*(This has been edited 3 times for my severe inefficiencies in proper grammar and correct spelling. Did I mention that I am an English Major?)